"We trained hard . . . but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form
up into teams we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we
tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can
be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion,
inefficiency, and demoralization."

There may be much dispute whether Gaius did indeed chisel the above immortal
words. Perhaps the patron pagan gods for management had beaten him with the
first commandment :

"When in doubt ... reorganize"

I did a bit of research and it would appear that dear ol' Gaius was
the Roman equivalent of Carson Kressley in the court of Emperor Nero
and unsurprisingly came to a grisly end by his own hand.